Jackolicious

I'm not sure how to private message you, so I'll make an attempt here. I've tried unsuccessfully to open my desktop Evernote app, but it keeps crashing with every single time I try to open it! For the past 4 weeks I've tried everything from uninstalling and reinstalling (http://evernote.com/contact/support/kb/#!/article/24422932), to deleting every last trace of Evernote and reinstalling, to deleting the EvernoteHelper.app (