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adamnyc

Share Button Is Making Me Suicidal

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Dear Evernote,

You used to save me so much time and make my life more functional. Now I've had to quit my job, leave my family and devote all my resources to learning how to break into your code and remove that hideous green share button from the top of all my notes. I used to be a fun loving person that people liked to have a drink with. Now, I just feel sad and helpless. Even my dog can tell it's ruining my life. It's almost sweet actually, he tries to attack the screen and bite the evil green share button away. And then there's the sad look in his eyes when he sees it is still there and then he feels heartbroken because he can't help me and he's a dog and it's just sort above his level of understanding of how computers work. I think the saddest thing still, is that as I wrote this note in evernote, wanting to cry out to the world about my pain, I still had no interest in hitting the share button to have other people see the note. I don't know when I ever will.

Sincerely,

Kermit.

P.S. It's easier being green when you're a green thing people like.

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Notice how the left side of the share button is actually slightly thinner than the right side. Will the cruelty never end? 

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5 hours ago, adamnyc said:

Kermit.

P.S. It's easier being green when you're a green thing people like.

I believe the exact quote is: 

 

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