Thanks for the reply. The Android app appears to not be a virtual twin in at least this case, since other Android apps can share a selection to a printer, and generally that was harder for me in iOS with several other apps than it has been since I switched back to Android this year. "Print Note" does not appear, nor does the ability to share to Android's print service.
Here are screenshots of the "3 dots" menu as well as the result of the "share" menu (which doesn't appear after a "Select All," only after selecting a portion of a note, weirdly) [edit: apparently it's not that clear-cut; sometimes it doesn't appear for a smaller selection even on the same note.]. The "Share" menu is not expandable to choose other destinations (like, say, the print service) via "More..." the way it is with other apps. "Share note" is a dead end that only allows you to send it as a cloud share or an email. (And the 3-dot at the right of the selection bar only allows search or translate.)
[Update: I've played around a bit more, trying to print in apps that I usually don't, and it appears to be a choice made by the app designers to use a particular style or type of Share menu...? Anyway, there are other apps that will block my pinned "Print" choice in the Share menu as well. So Evernote probably could fix this, if it didn't interfere with another requirement.]
I'm perfectly willing to believe there's a configuration or permissions issue blocking a feature for me (super-common in Android, and a complete pain to diagnose let alone test for), but the simplest and most useful thing Evernote could do would be to add "Print Note" as an option in Android. It's a pain point that, along with the loss of features in the recent Windows app (mainly loss of forced sync), has me exploring other options after using Evernote every day for over a decade.