I have submitted feedback, I just assumed and perhaps wrongly so, that these Evernote forums also bubbled up to the developers in some form. For better or worse PinkElephant, you seem to be the most prolific commenter on this topic which is why I mentioned you.
On a side note, I'm sorry your dog doesn't play fetch, my dog too doesn't fetch, he was trained at a young age to play keep away instead so thrown items are collected and taken to the far corners of the yard.