It took me a long time across two separate attempt sessions to submit a bug about the Android app upgrade process. When I finally got into the right track on evernote.com, I was presented with German options. (See attached.) I'm in the US and I don't speak German. The real tragedy is that all my frustration began when I tried to send you guys money. However, this became really funny once I stepped back and pretended that someone was telling me a story about this experience.