Where do i find the TOTAL NOTE COUNT for all notes on Android?

[AnywhereAnyBrowser 2]

I can see the count for individual notebooks, but NOT the TOTAL note count of ALL NOTES. 

Access to a DESKTOP computer [ secure enough for me to trust logging into the WEB client ] is NOT AN OPTION for at least several days.  

Evernote android 7.9.2.

[Dave-in-Decatur 3,938]

I agree, I can't find the total either, only notebook-by-notebook. I don't have a use for that information, but it does seem like it could be made available.