I appreciate you pointing me in that direction for a solution, but unfortunately a quick note widget would be too many steps for me.
I'd likely more often forget whatever I was trying to save while trying to find the widget.
The best part about doing it from the notification bar is that you can do it from pretty much anywhere on your phone.
With a widget, you have to hit home and then go to the right home screen where the widget lives.
Sure, I could put the widget on my first home screen - but that real estate is being used for other things.
In the end I downgraded the app to version 8.13.3 by finding it online and installing from the downloaded apk.
If you do this then make sure to turn off auto-updates for Evernote in the Play Store.