24th "Notion" is the best I've found so far (www.notion.so). Still looking, though. And hoping that Evernote fixes the problem by the end of the month. ADDED LATER: I've also discovered that Notion has this really neat "Import from Evernote" function, so you don't even have to do an export from Evernote. Looking promising.
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26th Oops. I've discovered that Notion also can't create Android home-screen shortcuts. Oh well, I'll give OneNote a try.
27th It turns out that OneNote isn't nearly as bad as I'd remembered. Maybe they've improved it over the years. I think it'll do nicely.
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