Printing notes in 2016 LUL.
Maybe you didn't notice from the Evernote plan changes occuring in 6 days - people tend to use 2 or more devices to access their notes and are happy to pay for it, rather than print notes or let Evernote dictate which device they use.
What? No, the the natural move for Ctrl+P does NOT place your left middle finger on Q.
It actually places your left middle finger on W. I suggest you read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrow_keys#WASD_keys. Note the photo.
Even playing StarCraft II at 200+ APM results in less RSI than the unnatural left hand moti