To follow up on my frustration level: I have deleted Evernote for Windows and will not re-install it until this issue is resolved.
IF I need to reference something while on my work system, I pop up the web version, find the thing, and close it again. SO VERY LITTLE EYEBALL TIME ON EVERNOTE WHILE WORKING.
This has made my work life happier, because Outlook does not piss me off as much; it is also a shame, because I used Evernote for work things more often when it was presented as a reasonable and reliable app.
Evernote has been relegated to personal use almost exclusively now. It's great for recipes, but I'm pretty sure the product team had loftier goals.
Feeling bitter and unhelped.